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Ruth & Rhonda

from Shitty Nuggets by Jonathan Segel



I’m fonda Rhonda, I ain’t fonda Ruth
Ruth is liar Rhonda tells the truth
I may be useless, I may be lame
Ruth makes fun of us but Rhonda feels the same

Ruth’s the princess of the ball, Rhonda stays at home
Wanda helps with everything, Ruth just sits on her throne

Ruth says everyone is awful, Rhonda disagrees
Wanda’s wearing plain old blue jeans, Ruth's got dungarees

Ruth and friends do loudly party, Rhonda hits her bong
Ruth and posse watch eu-ro-vi-sion
Wanda hears my song

I'm fond a Wanda I ain't fonda Ruth
Ruth stirs up the shit, Rhonda stays aloof
Every little thing just makes Ruth annoyed
Rhonda doesn't care about playing with new toys

I’m fonda Rhonda, I ain’t fonda Ruth
Ruth chases status, Rhonda butterflies
I know which one is better in my eyes


from Shitty Nuggets, released January 6, 2023


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Jonathan Segel is a musician and composer, playing guitar, violin, computer, keyboards, electric bass and singing, etc.

He plays solo and with Camper Van Beethoven and Øresund Space Collective
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